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Ten Reasons why I love being a gay man in a woman’s body.

1. I don’t have to wax my chest.
2. Size of my penis cut or uncut doesn’t matter.
3. When having best friends that are gay boys I don’t have to carry anything because I am a girl and they don’t steal my clothes.
4. No hormones needed to soften my voice and lose my adams apple.
5. I’m the gay or straight test when my gay boys are cruising
6. Gay men have their periods 24/7. I have mine once a month and I can prove it.
7. Face it everyone loves boobs and I have two.
8. It’s easier to turn out a straight girl than a straight boy.
9. I get to wear make-up/heels and no one will look at me funny.
10. No lube needed already included.

Why I love being a Bi sexual woman.

• Being proud of loving women not because it’s cool but because it is… and it’s me!
• Having men wish they were me or the girl I’m with and wish they could “watch.”
• Walking anywhere with my girlfriend and stopping everything that is currently happening by just kissing in public.
• My brother’s are scared that their big sister might steal their girlfriend.
• The sheer enjoyment of my mom’s everyday prayers that I find a good Spanish boy to take care of me instead of a woman.
• I have great come backs for men who say that one night with them I will never want a woman again.
• Butch or femme? Depending on the day it doesn’t matter.
• Movies, mall, gas station, straight club, gay club, all girls, all guys… I always have a better chance to score than straight guys or lesbians.
• My gay boys, trans, drag queens, lesbians, bi-girls and me can all go to the bathroom together!

What I hate about hanging with three gay boys.

• They don’t Listen
• They’re bitches
• They try to turn my boyfriend out.
• They most of the decisions
• They weigh more than I do.
• They can beat me up.
• They snore and smell (So do I!)

But no matter what its fun, and where ever we go we get into trouble.

Is it me or…

Was Ben Affleck hotter when he was J Lo.?

What’s the point of cable when more than half of channels are crap?

Why do we learn how to write in cursive in school when 90% of the people don’t use it (i.e. me)

When was the last time you saw a magazine article in cursive?

Why do you find someone else’s accent sexy?

How did anyone get in touch with each other before cell phones?

Why do people think that cell phones are a homing device?

If you call me and it goes into voicemail why do you feel the need to call 10 more times? I have caller ID. Maybe I don’t want to talk to you.

Why do I love people who aren’t from this country and try to speak English but hate the ones that don’t bother?

Why, if there are tops and bottoms with both gay men and women, can’t a butch lesbian go out with a flamy gay boy?

Why are 13 year olds looking 35 and 40 year olds looking 21?

How did people jog, before running shoes?

Notice that drinking is so important that Happy Hour is more than one hour.

Why is cheese left over when making a sandwich?

Shouldn’t I be able to talk a “talk shit” brake when smokers take a cigarette break since I don’t smoke?