STEREOTYPES


Stereotypes are everywhere..and I mean EVERYWHERE. Why did I think that here in San Francisco that would change??? Butch, Femme, Gay, Straight. Perception is said to be reality. So why don’t people try to read the book before saying what its about. Let’s clear some stuff up right now. I am, will be and have always been Bi. Which by the way, that word has to be changed. These days, every drunken Truth or Dare player considers herself “Bi”. I’ve always loved both sexes. Been in love with both sexes. Had lots of sex with both sexes. At the end of the day, sex is what you make it. And sex was made DAMN good with both. There it is!!! God made some beautiful specimens of humanity. Not tons but a few.

I remember telling my mom. “I love eating both papayas as well as bananas”. I don’t care the gender as long as they make me happy. Now don’t get me wrong. Just like my BF Liza says, “ You know you’d rather have papayas any day, but the protein in a banana might be needed sometimes”. Telling your mom about your sexuality is important but the timing is never right. I love my mom but she is out there. She taught me to be a strong Latin woman and never let anyone RULE me or put me down. Come to think of it, she probably made me GAY. Anyway, as much as she tells me I am going to HELL because of my “mischief”. My mom is stuck in 1985 and there is no IRIS CHACON going to get her out. She doesn’t believe in modern medicine and the use of a turkey baster in helping her get a grandchild. Hey MOM…I CAN ADOPT CRAZY LADY!!! AND BY THE WAY ..ITS 2006 GET CALL WAITING!!!! Ok I feel better now.

MORE MOM

Let me tell you people. Mom is tripping!!! Now that I have been “without a man” like she says and I am dating only women lately. She’s flippin!!! Is it bad that I like it!!!!!!!



FRIENDS

Many friends that were around when I had a “Boyfriend” 2 and half years ago refer to me as a lesbian. By the way, YEAH they all knew all along. ESTUPIDAS!!!!! OK! I love my Lesbians. Its an honor to be nominated for this award but its not mine. I can’t and won’t accept it.

There’s nothing wrong with being a LESBIAN. The fact that I am dating a woman hard-core, not looking at anyone else, does not make me a LESBIAN. Love you Guys but maybe I am in transition. I am not the “truth or dare” Bi I hate..do trust.. I am all about my ladies. YUM!!! Trust me the LIMBO, PERGATORY that BI-life is no “Will and Grace” Marathon.

SOCIETY

I never noticed the looks you get holding your girl’s hand. Just walking down the street aside from Castro. It’s different. Going to an A’s game is a sight. Men, are such MEN. Its like they are watching “Where the Men Aren’t Vol. III (that’s a porno for straight men that only has women in it, By the way, in case you did not know) I have been at Chili’s with a girl and men have actually thrown money @ us for the “supposed SHOW” Are you Fuckin Serious??? I laughed but honestly thought it was disgusting.

At the UM game in Miami, we were cheering our team on. I could hear the Freakin guys behind us. (Because Straight men have no tact.) “Its like watching Spike TV for free”. Men are so simple some times.