Hmmmmm…

Why do people think that a cell phone is a fucking homing device?? Why is it that I do not pick up the phone?? You get the voice mail, yet you feel the need to call ten more times?? Everyone has caller ID. Maybe, just maybe, I don’t want to talk to you. Hmmmmmm…

Why do people love other who are not from this country and try to speak English but hate the ones that do not bother to learn the language?? Hmmmmm..

Why is it that there is tops and bottoms with both Gay Men and Gay Women?

Is It me or was Ben Affleck hotter with J-lo than with Jennifer Garner. That’s a bad look for her.!

What’s the point of all these channels on cable when three quarters of the channels are crap?

Why did we learn to write in cursive in school when no one uses it. In that aspect, when is the last time you have seen a magazine article in cursive??

Why does everyone find an accent different from theirs sexy???

How did anyone get in touch with each other before cellphones?? Hmmmm..

Are 13 year olds looking 35 and 40 year olds looking 21??

How did people jog before jogging shoes??

Notice that drinking is so important that happy hour is more than one hour??

Why is there always cheese left over when making sandwiches??

Why can’t I take a “Talk shit” break when smokers take a cigarette break since I don’t smoke?? Hmmmm…

Why is it that even though you have not done a thing, you feel guilty when pulled over by a cop??

Why are there tanning salons in Florida??

If New Jersey is the armpit of the United States then does that make Florida the penis??

Why do 85% of men have ugly toes??

Is there really a need for glasses when there is lasic??

Does drinking ever get old??

DO ribs actually stick to your ribs??

Is it not crazy that white wine takes out red wine??

Is it still possible to suck your teeth at someone when you have NO teeth?? Hmmmmm….